Saturday, December 11, 2010

Why I Want to Teach 2nd Grade

A cast member of mine, who teaches the second grade, was recently correcting tests backstage.  The subject: ecosystems. Specifically: ponds. Testees were ask to choose an animal that lived in that ecosystem, and had to draw a picture of it, among other tasks.  The below section showcases one of those tasks; namely, to describe the life cycle of the animal selected.

For those of you unable to decipher, here's the most recently uncovered life cycle of the duck, forthcoming in the newest mallard-focused issue of Journal of Animal Science:

1. Eggs
2. Baby Duck
3. Teen Duck
4. Grow Duck
5. Old Duck
6. Dead Duck

Case closed. 


  1. Funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeremy, you would make a fantastic 2nd grade teacher!