Beam Camp: Morning News Promo

Have I mentioned that this is what I get paid to do?  A little promo video I made for "Good Morning, Beam!" -- a live morning talk show we'll be hosting here tonight.

Homophonic Fail of the Day

I arrived at work this morning to find this:

So naturally, I made this:

And did this:

Feline Fecundity

Today marks the one year anniversary of Ginny's birth.  See Ginny, content before homemade birthday hat, and quite livid afterwards.  Some folk just don't like to celebrate.

Why I Want to Teach 2nd Grade

A cast member of mine, who teaches the second grade, was recently correcting tests backstage.  The subject: ecosystems. Specifically: ponds. Testees were ask to choose an animal that lived in that ecosystem, and had to draw a picture of it, among other tasks.  The below section showcases one of those tasks; namely, to describe the life cycle of the animal selected.

For those of you unable to decipher, here's the most recently uncovered life cycle of the duck, forthcoming in the newest mallard-focused issue of Journal of Animal Science:

1. Eggs

2. Baby Duck

3. Teen Duck

4. Grow Duck

5. Old Duck

6. Dead Duck

Case closed.